Friday, August 11, 2006

Hillary's Breasts- Fake but Accurate?

The Dissociated Press, having found no other worthwhile world events to cover, has released a story that will have far-reaching impact on foreign policy: An artist with unsufficient time on his hands has chosen to occupy his hands and his mind with something other than taking pictures of tortured children or urinating on a cross: Hillary Clinton's breasts.

Well, not really her breasts... But what he conceptualizes her breasts to look like. Oh, Heck. Just read the story .

What gets me here is how the artist describes his creation:

"Artist Daniel Edwards said he wanted to depict the 58-year-old Clinton "with her head held high, a youthful spirit and a face matured by wisdom..."

...And the perky breasts of a twenty-year old hottie.